I'm uploading a truckload of crap tonight. I've been writing a ton of oneshots/drabbles/pointless things and I've been too lazy/busy with work to do anything. But on the other hand, I got a bonus at work! :3 So now I can spend $50 extra dollars on things.

So, a survey to tide things over:

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
All of the Akatsuki, Naruto, Gaara, Suigetsu, Sasuke, Shino, Kiba.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
NaruGaa, SuiSasu, ShinoKiba, ItaDei, KakuHi, SasoTobiSaso.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
......>///< yes.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
Yes. I cosplayed Guy once.....during high school. As a joke.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any.
Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2 & 3. That's about it.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
......no, actually, not really.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
..SasuNaru.

9. Which team is your favorite?
....Team Hawk, Akatsuki, and Team 8. :3

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
I DID, but I figure he's Madara now. >':

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
...yes...? o.o;

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
...ack. All depending on my mood, it's either Itachi, Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Tobi, or Sasori.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
...more so pro, but he pisses me off sometimes.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far(including Shippuuden and Fillers)?
....well, all the Shippuden episodes from when Hidan and Kakuzu came in. And some dub episodes.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
...from 370 on.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
....yes.

17. Sub or dub?
Sub by a lot, but some voices *coughitachicough* I prefer in English.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
She can die. :>

19. Tobi = Annoying or Funny?
Fucking Tobi. He's HILARIOUS.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Tobi is a good boy!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Guy is a weirdo. Who I think needs to die soon, but that's just my opinion...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
DEIDARA. :> or Haku.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Weird, but I like him for it. <3

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
....I'd like to see Hidan OOC. Hidan OOC = hilarity.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
...some are just crappy. But well-written ones, yes.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
I write drabbles. Do they count?

27. Do you like lemons?
...<///<;;;...yes...

28. Do your parents know any Naruto characters?
My mom knows...Naruto and Sasuke. A.K.A., to her, SasGAY. (she seriously pronounces it like that.)

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Yes.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Yep.

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Several people, yes.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone recognize it?
...I don't draw. It fails.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "WTF is this?"
I've WRITTEN it before, and teachers had taken it and looked at me like that! :'D

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Yes, it did. RP'ing and a desire to live on the internet affected me in ninth and tenth grade a lot.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
No. My mom, stepdad, dad, brother and grandparents sure as hell are. :3

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Perhaps.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
NO. Never did.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
No.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
...ew. No. *doesn't support beastiality*

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
...a couple. Not mary-sues, though.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
...I wish it hadn't. But sadly, yes.